Well-Presented First Floor Office in the Heart of Alexandria

Address

Address: 3/540 Botany Rd
Suburb: Alexandria
State: NSW
Postcode: 2015
Country: Australia

Description

Hey I am Spanian the influencer, Kebab King of Sydney and Lad Boss, and I’m getting into property.
This property is definitely not poo.
CHEAP CHEAP 50% MARKET VALUE LEASE
ALL APPLICATIONS MUST BE DONE HERE: MAKE A POST HERE TO SHOW YOUR INTEREST https://www.reddit.com/r/spanian

FULLY FURNISHED LAD CITADEL IN ALEXANDRIA
You want a spot that bangs? That’s got room for you, ya crew, ya dreams and ya delusions?
This joint ain’t playin’ around:

Fully furnished — move in with a laptop and a pack of Winfield Blues

Big first-floor kingdom — enough room to breathe or scream

Boardroom and a meeting room — sort your deals or sort your drama

Full-sized kitchen — not some microwave-in-a-closet bullst**

Male and female toilets — gender equality, bruz

Full air con — so you’re cold even when things are heating up

Carpeted — because concrete floors are for cowards

Windows straight onto Botany Rd — let ‘em see the empire

Balcony — your throne above Alexandria

Parking — no ticket inspectors, no worries

This is the spot for fitness cults, crypto bros, hustle lords, legal ops, and anyone who just wants to say:

“Yeah I got a joint in Alexandria, it’s mad.”